Do People Really Buy These? Also know as crap you waste your money on.

There is something out there for everyone. But some of these items leave me scratching my head wondering if people really pay money for these.

At some point we have all wanted to pull a George Costanza and take a nap under our desk. But being responsible adults, we don’t. Now you can just nap on your desk like all good employees. The Pillow Tie. It’s a tie, with a inner tube thing. A couple blows and your tie becomes a handy pillow. And you don’t even have to take it off to use it.

There is nothing I hate more than when I am out with my homies and my baggy pants are so baggy, they actually fall down. I mean, sure I want to show my underwear, but only the top 5 inches of them. If you saw any more than that, it would be indecent. Enter Subs. The suspenders for your baggy pants. With adjustable clips you can get just the right amount of pant sag.

Don’t you hate it when your back itches and you can’t reach it? And then it is even harder to try and explain to someone exactly where it itches so they can help you out. Problem solved with the back scratching t-shirt. Using the coordinates, you can tell exactly where your back itches. Except that the grid is on your back and you can’t actually see it. Someone didn’t think this one through.

I don’t know how many times I’ve wished my shoes looked like I just stepped in gum. Now I don’t have to wish, I can have. Although I wonder if the world would end if you actually stepped in gum while wearing these shoes.

I admit that I have a thing about sharing bath towels. You could very well be drying your face where someone else dried their butt. This towel eliminates that problem. Now you can dry your face without fear that someones behind has been there. It is even color coded for those who can’t read.

For all the flat chested alcoholics who can’t leave home without their wine. The wine rack is a sports bra that contains ‘bladders’ to fill with your favorite wine. Leaving you with a full looking rack and a drink always close by. Of course by the end of the night you will be flat chested again, but you’ll be too drunk to care.

For those times when one cigarette just won’t do. This cigarette holder holds an entire pack of cigarettes at once. And it also doubles as a way to ensure you die of lung cancer 20 times faster.

Everyday I wish I could get the baby outside for some sunshine and fresh air. But I’m too busy digging up useless inventions on the internet to be able to take her outside myself. Enter the Baby Cage. She gets some outside time and I can keep on blogging. Parenting WIN!

For more useless inventions be sure to check out Do People Really Buy These? Part 2.

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Rachel Akers writes about crafts, recipes, and features the adventures of a family of 4. It is always crazy but I wouldn't change it for the world! Comments or questions? Talk to me on Facebook or Twitter or sign up for our RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.