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Funny Things Kids Say… — Yellow Tennessee

Funny Things Kids Say…

Being a parent is one of the greatest things in the world. And every once in awhile kids come up with some statements that you just can’t help but laugh at.

‘You have got to be kidding me’. Said by 3 year old.

‘I love you but stop’. When his baby brother spit up on him.

‘Daddy, you have blue balls’. Playing Wii bowling.

‘She is a beautiful, angry baby’. Said about new baby sister who was crying.

‘I have a penis. A little one. Want to see it’? Said by 4 year old girl.

‘Boys pee standing up because they have a control stick thingy’.

‘My pants fall off because I have no butt’.

‘Real cheese doesn’t stick to the ceiling like junky cheese does’.

‘Can boys have a bag-gina or only mommies’?

When eating Rice Krispies, ‘Mommy, do you know what my cereal is saying’.
‘No, I don’t. What is your cereal saying’?
‘I don’t know mommy. I don’t speak cereal’.

And my personal favorite:

‘What do you think a human arm tastes like’? ‘Bacon’?

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Rachel Akers writes about crafts, recipes, and features the adventures of a family of 4. It is always crazy but I wouldn't change it for the world! Comments or questions? Talk to me on Facebook or Twitter or sign up for our RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.